45 Parenting Quotes That Will Make You Laugh, Cry, (or Both)

Let’s be honest: “Shit Happens” probably covers most of the parenting experience. And yet, there’s real wisdom to be found from people who’ve walked this road before us – some of it inspiring, some of it hilarious, and some of it just plain true. I went down a proper rabbit hole trying to make sure I wasn’t quoting horrific people, and eventually decided to focus on the quotes themselves. Hey, a broken clock is right twice a day. Hopefully, you’ll find something here that speaks to whatever kind of day you’re having. Whether you’re knee-deep in toddler chaos, surviving the teen years, or bleary-eyed with a newborn, there’s a quote

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